I WOKE UP TO GO GET ME A COLD POP; THEN I THOUGHT SOMEBODY WAS BARBEQUEIN'; I SAID 'OH LORD JESUS, IT'S A FIRE!'; THEN I RAN OUT, I DIDN'T GRAB NO SHOES OR NOTHING JESUS. AND THEN THE SMOKE GOT ME. I GOT BROCHITIS. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT! IMPRESSIVE BARBEQUEING SKILLS THOUGH