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hope you guys enjoy my dank conservative meme | HEY GUYS, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT I'M A CONSERVATIVE; I HOLD BELIEFS THAT THE MAINSTREAM WOULDN'T LET ME SPEAK OUT ABOUT, AND I AM EXTREMELY EDGY. THE MEDIA HATE ME BECAUSE OF MY TASTE IN THE NEW COUNTERCULTURE AND THE TRUTH. BECAUSE I'M SO BORED, I'LL CREATE A MEME SO INSIGHTFUL AND AVANT GARDE THAT IT'LL MAKE PEOPLE THINK TWICE BEFORE VOTING DEMOCRAT. THAT'S RIGHT: I'M GONNA CALL OUT HAIRCUTS. DID YOU KNOW HOW LONG WOMENS HAIR USED TO BE BEFORE LIBTARDISM? IT USED TO BE LONG. OH, LIBTARD? I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER HAVE HEARD THIS WORD BEFORE BECAUSE YOU'RE SO IGNORANT TO THE TRUTH. "LIBTARD" ONE OF THE MOST INGENIOUS WORDS EVER CREATED, IS A COMBINATION OF THE WORDS "LIBERAL" AND "RETARD". IT'S ONE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE'S GREATEST CREATIONS. ANOTHER GREAT CREATION OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS THE WORD "SJW", SHORT FOR "SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR", A PHRASE FOR WHINY LIBERALS (ALL OF THEM). I BET YOU NEVER HEARD OF THESE WORDS BEFORE. NOW FOR SOME FACTS: HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG BECAUSE IT IS GAY AND WRONG IN GODS EYES. DO YOU THINK GOD WANTS TO SEE THAT? NOW, IF I SAID THAT ON THE MEDIA, THEY WOULD HAVE HAD ME HUNG, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED BECAUSE OF HOW EDGY MY POSITION ON HOMOSEXUALITY IS. IT'S VERY CLEAR THAT HOMOSEXUALITY CAME AROUND BECAUSE OF MILLENNIALS, WHO BROUGHT AROUND OTHER DISEASES SUCH AS EBOLA, ZIKA, GENDER DYSPHORIA, AND AUTISM<-- A MADE-UP WORD CREATED BY LIBERALS. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS LECTURE OF COMMON SENSE. HOW WILL THE LIBTARD EVER RECOVER? | image tagged in funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Duh, I am trying to read your microscopic text and then I look to the right.
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HEY GUYS, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT I'M A CONSERVATIVE; I HOLD BELIEFS THAT THE MAINSTREAM WOULDN'T LET ME SPEAK OUT ABOUT, AND I AM EXTREMELY EDGY. THE MEDIA HATE ME BECAUSE OF MY TASTE IN THE NEW COUNTERCULTURE AND THE TRUTH. BECAUSE I'M SO BORED, I'LL CREATE A MEME SO INSIGHTFUL AND AVANT GARDE THAT IT'LL MAKE PEOPLE THINK TWICE BEFORE VOTING DEMOCRAT. THAT'S RIGHT: I'M GONNA CALL OUT HAIRCUTS. DID YOU KNOW HOW LONG WOMENS HAIR USED TO BE BEFORE LIBTARDISM? IT USED TO BE LONG. OH, LIBTARD? I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER HAVE HEARD THIS WORD BEFORE BECAUSE YOU'RE SO IGNORANT TO THE TRUTH. "LIBTARD" ONE OF THE MOST INGENIOUS WORDS EVER CREATED, IS A COMBINATION OF THE WORDS "LIBERAL" AND "RETARD". IT'S ONE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE'S GREATEST CREATIONS. ANOTHER GREAT CREATION OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS THE WORD "SJW", SHORT FOR "SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR", A PHRASE FOR WHINY LIBERALS (ALL OF THEM). I BET YOU NEVER HEARD OF THESE WORDS BEFORE. NOW FOR SOME FACTS: HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG BECAUSE IT IS GAY AND WRONG IN GODS EYES. DO YOU THINK GOD WANTS TO SEE THAT? NOW, IF I SAID THAT ON THE MEDIA, THEY WOULD HAVE HAD ME HUNG, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED BECAUSE OF HOW EDGY MY POSITION ON HOMOSEXUALITY IS. IT'S VERY CLEAR THAT HOMOSEXUALITY CAME AROUND BECAUSE OF MILLENNIALS, WHO BROUGHT AROUND OTHER DISEASES SUCH AS EBOLA, ZIKA, GENDER DYSPHORIA, AND AUTISM<-- A MADE-UP WORD CREATED BY LIBERALS. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS LECTURE OF COMMON SENSE. HOW WILL THE LIBTARD EVER RECOVER?