A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
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4 ups, 6y
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.
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4 ups, 6y,
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My computer's got Miley Virus. It has stopped twerking.
What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches.
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
Three words to ruin a man's ego...? "Is it in?"
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
Upon further inspection it seems you get a SINGLE point for upvoting a meme. Not sure that you get any for upvoting comments. So yeah. Do with that what you will.
Unless it's something nasty. LIke the one posting saying we should kill all the Mexicans and Jews, things like that get an automatic downvote and flag from me.