NEWS JUST IN: "Democrats will be ABORTING cow's rights to fart by shoving AOC's head up their bums, thus creating a new stockpile of NAT GAS that can be sold to the Russians and assist in funding the next COLLUSION." (yawn -- being sarcastic, as nonsensically as possible. Whut? You don't like that I'm attempting to tin foil a Democratic state of mind?)
