That's inspiring! I intend to tweet that the Senate Intelligence Committee STILL hasn't found any evidence of my remote, & that I just KNOW that this whole investigation is a deep state plot to keep me from watching DownTon Abbey!
Because they're jealous of me. Jealous of how great i am. Thats why they swiped my remote. Fake news spreaders keep insisting I lost it but I never did!
Hillary snuck in my bedroom & STOLE IT
I'm shutting down the TV
& holding my breath till Hillary returns it!
Because I'm innocent, you know.
The Senate Intelligence Committee
Can't find any evidence of my remote!
