Captain Obvious

5,506 views • 119 upvotes • Made by Hank_Rearden 5 years ago in fun

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7 ups, 5y
Nixie.Knox
6 ups, 5y, 1 reply
DashHopes
5 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Nixie.Knox
4 ups, 5y, 1 reply
When a person gets so skinny they begin losing their hair. Can you imagine being on the other end of that spectrum?
DashHopes
6 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Nixie.Knox
4 ups, 5y
deadboxprime
5 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Nixie.Knox
4 ups, 5y
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5 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Not an exact quote but the basic concept. One of my favorites
Nixie.Knox
4 ups, 5y, 1 reply
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2 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Watch it. you’re about to open up a quoting fiasco
Nixie.Knox
2 ups, 5y, 1 reply
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3 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Nixie.Knox
2 ups, 5y, 1 reply
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2 ups, 5y, 1 reply
If he makes one more hot pocket joke I’m gonna kill him.
Nixie.Knox
2 ups, 5y, 1 reply
LOL! I just realized how freaking OLD this routine is. Now I feel old!
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2 ups, 5y, 1 reply
I busted up the whole way through. I was going to start saying the jokes but thought you and others probably didn’t see it yet. Noble ape.
Nixie.Knox
2 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Is it on youtube? I have to try and watch it tonight. I love stand-up. I haven't seen anything new in a long time though.
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2 ups, 5y
Sections of it are on YouTube. You can stream the whole thing from anywhere it looks like if you wanna pay for it. It’s worth it if you do.
Stonks4545
4 ups, 5y
Now i want to eat tasty stuff even more now
TommyMac
4 ups, 5y
satyricon
4 ups, 5y
kgamer
3 ups, 5y
satyricon
2 ups, 5y
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achewen919
0 ups, 2y
can they be dipped in choclit first?

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IF YOU EAT HEALTHY FOOD AND EXERCISE REGULARLY; YOU ARE GOING TO DIE HEALTHIER