Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious | IF YOU EAT HEALTHY FOOD AND EXERCISE REGULARLY YOU ARE GOING TO DIE HEALTHIER | image tagged in captain obvious | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Doctor and Patient | WHY DON'T YOU EAT HEALTHIER I'M NOT MOTIVATED IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL DIE LIKE I SAID | image tagged in doctor and patient | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Fat woman with cake | BUT I WOULD RATHER BE MISERABLE WITH DISEASE AND DAILY MANDATORY MEDICATION SCHEDULES | image tagged in fat woman with cake | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Skinny Gym Guy | "HEALTHY" | image tagged in skinny gym guy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Skinny Girl | EXTRA HEALTHY | image tagged in skinny girl | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
When a person gets so skinny they begin losing their hair. Can you imagine being on the other end of that spectrum?
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Eww | image tagged in eww | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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shrugs | . | image tagged in shrugs | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Old Woman | I DON'T TO LIVE  LONG ENOUGH TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS DIE WHILE SOMEONE ELSE WIPES MY ASS | image tagged in old woman | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Not an exact quote but the basic concept. One of my favorites
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Watch it. you’re about to open up a quoting fiasco
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If he makes one more hot pocket joke I’m gonna kill him.
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2 ups, 2w, 1 reply
LOL! I just realized how freaking OLD this routine is. Now I feel old!
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I busted up the whole way through. I was going to start saying the jokes but thought you and others probably didn’t see it yet. Noble ape.
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Is it on youtube? I have to try and watch it tonight. I love stand-up. I haven't seen anything new in a long time though.
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Sections of it are on YouTube. You can stream the whole thing from anywhere it looks like if you wanna pay for it. It’s worth it if you do.
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Now i want to eat tasty stuff even more now
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IF YOU EAT HEALTHY FOOD AND EXERCISE REGULARLY; YOU ARE GOING TO DIE HEALTHIER
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