Captain Obvious

When a person gets so skinny they begin losing their hair. Can you imagine being on the other end of that spectrum?

Not an exact quote but the basic concept. One of my favorites

Watch it. you’re about to open up a quoting fiasco

If he makes one more hot pocket joke I’m gonna kill him.

LOL! I just realized how freaking OLD this routine is. Now I feel old!

I busted up the whole way through. I was going to start saying the jokes but thought you and others probably didn’t see it yet. Noble ape.

Is it on youtube? I have to try and watch it tonight. I love stand-up. I haven't seen anything new in a long time though.

Sections of it are on YouTube. You can stream the whole thing from anywhere it looks like if you wanna pay for it. It’s worth it if you do.

Now i want to eat tasty stuff even more now

can they be dipped in choclit first?