At 5:30 AM.

When we were small, me and my brothers and sister were gathered around the sink about to brush our teeth. My little brother was standing in front of me, I barfed on top of his head. I still have a vivid memory of the alphabet soup sitting on top of his head while he was all, "EWW!!! MOOOOM it's in my hair!" LOL

Never witnessed anything like that before.
I have had my daughter puke in our bed once

They were babies. I held up the sweet baby in the air. "You're so adorable" or some such sweet remark. Then came the wave. I did not learn my lesson. Therefore repeated this when my second child was about 3 months old. Nothing like a good puke story exchange! LOL! I guess I'd rather it be vomit tan the other thing.

I'd have to say that I don't recall being puked on anywhere other than like my shirt or pants when my kids were babies. Your experiences are definitely the worst

I think puke has made us all who we are today. LOL!
No one ever has the stomach to trade stories. Just wait until your kids have their own kids. It will all come full circle. LOL

Before I had kids I never understood these conversations. LOL

It's funny how perspectives change when you have kids.
Also, the difference with child #1 vs and after that

[image deleted]Vomit is one of the many mysteries of the world...
I hope you guys have a good day.

When Rachel Ray refers to cucumbers as "cukes" I think of puke. Why does she call them THAT of al things?

I like to pronnounce it "cuck-um-bers"

Sorry about the vomit - That's pretty gross...

I remember when I was younger I got the stomach flu and I looked like the kids above...(Please don't get angry. It's just vomit)

Definitely not angry! If you can't exchange a good puke story on a puke meme then something is wrong in the world! Share away! LOL

Vomit has sooo many nicknames. Here are some of my faves:
-Puke
-Blowing Chunks
-Tossing your cookies
(and my personal favorite)
-The technicolor yawn!

Now there's one I have never heard!

I used to call it "gastric pyrotechnics".

Thanks for the reply! Because you are one of the top memers on imgflip, I just wanted to ask you on some advice on how to improve. I know some methods, but I am always looking for improvement. Any advice? Thx!

Well, thank you for saying that. I don't know if my memes are always great, but I am very active in comments. That is where I do get a lot of good ideas. I think all the comment improv helps grease the wheels a lot. Get the creative juices flowing so to speak.
Aside from that, I keep a meme notebook. When a good idea hits I write it down. Because the best ideas usually hit out of nowhere and are forgotten as easily as they came to mind. You may spot a meme or comment that sparks an idea when you are out of submissions for the day. And you will forget that idea before the clock turns over again. That's about it for me really.
I meme what I know in life a lot also. Nothing is better than a hilarious and relatable meme. So common sentiments are always a good place to draw from too in my opinion.Maybe try experimenting with making your own templates too. I love a good mash-up of two or more popular templates. Most of the other memers that have been around for much longer may have other advice or suggestions to add.

I hope this helps! I was checking out your memes right before you commented this.

No problem! Thanks for the help!
I'll be sure to jot down my ideas. Means a lot!

Always glad to help. And don't hesitate to ask if you need anything else.

Sure

Same, only I was the kid.

Mine didn't do that thankfully. LOL

Luckily lol

I did let my kids sleep with me though. My youngest used to sleep directly on top of me. If I had to get up in the night it was a wrestling match trying to get out of bed.

I know right, and you have to pee lol

lol

LOL

It’s my granddaughter that gets me :)

If I would have had kids in my 20's they would be out of the house by now. LOL

Wow. Cool grandpa :0

I dont envy you...our daughter has had the bug before but only had it from the other end, that was bad enough. I'm just waiting on the other to happen someday, oh joy! Hope they feel better soon, and dont you catch it!

My husband sleeps during the day and the other bathroom is in the master bedroom where he is sleeping after working a night shift. Don't wannt run in and out of there waking him up.

My daughter has had it coming out of the attic and the basement before. I think the basement is worse. It's a lot easier to not make it to the bathroom in time, plus stinkier and messier.

Basement isnt too bad if their still in diapers...I just dont like the unpredictability of attic issues...blech

My oldest doesn't usually catch things, but when she does it's mild.

Wow that's a good meme

lol

Looks exactly like a dog my mom used to have.

He looks so similar but that image post is 4 years before he was born