CLIMATE SCIENTISTS CLAIM CO2 CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING WHICH CAUSED CLIMATE CHANGE WHICH CAUSED THE POLAR VORTEX TO BE BROKEN; FREEZING THE PLANET SOLID UNTIL IT POPPED OPEN LIKE A PINATA, SPILLING CANDY ALL OVER THAT ONLY RICH PEOPLE COULD TAKE. REMEMBER TO VOTE SOCIALIST TO GET YOUR SHARE OF THE CANDY.