Who Would Win?

birds aren't real. they are drones created by the government with the intention of spying on the public. wake up america

wait so when i shot the bird it was just a piece of machinery? woah! i saw blood though! that must be ketchup...

not blood. red paint filled with iron filements to create the scent. also, the construction of the bird's body is purely synthetic. don't tell me you believe in birds.

This explains everything. This is why birds are “scared” of humans. The government doesn’t want us to find out. This is why they fly. They give birds away for pets to spy on us. This is why parrots can talk. This explains everything. Thank you very much. Also how did you figure this out?

https://birdsarentreal.com/