Then I hide all my credit cards...

"Can you make us something else for Dinner" "Did you want the starving kids in India or Africa?"

Or she....
Let's not get into gender specifics cuz you know the feminist Nazi hookers may come after you.

been there

im sorry.

no is funny because I just pull a ben shapiro and they shut up sometimes

Sometimes.....
Good for you. I just kinda let them, not really inform me, but scream utter nonsense at me until my mind starts to crack and I wanna slap the bitch. Cuz only God knows if I dare do anything more than blink and breath, they gonna accuse me of sexual harassment. That has happened, believe me.

ya well thats life am I right ya deel with the cards you have been delt

Should this be under Politics?:-)

but one upvote is coming up!

Peace.

Very Good...

LOL upvote good title. made me laugh

Thanks

No words...

I hated those PSAs

They always try to guilt you into giving money.

my one of my three dogs will randomly watch me play video games or watch a TV show with me

Not what anyone expected... lol

For one of them, she looked like she wanted us to adopt them all. For the other two, they just looked at us like, "why don't they just hop onto their sofas?" Yes.... they have their own sofas. SOFAS.

rip off f**ker

stop taking your memes off tumblr

You stole this from reddit

Sorry but I never go to reddit.

i meant tumblr lol

its dog sex McMotherF*cker

what

when did I type this? I must have gotten drunk.

ok then

FBI OPEN UP

sry if offensive

I do man