WELCOME TO DAY TWO OF THE NEANDERTHAL CONFERENCE ON LANGUAGE; OKAY, SO WE AGREE, UGH! MEANS A- HOLD MY BEER. B- UH OH, THIS IS GOING TO HURT C- NO, THAT MASTODON HIDE DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK FAT, D- WHY WOULD GILLETTE THINK I'M TOXIC? E- ALIENS F- THERE'S A REASON I CALL THIS MY MAN CAVE