Location, location, location

True story, from today :-)

A while back I was in the garage barefoot and something jabbed me in the foot.
The first thought I had wa "Ermagerhd mah ferkin fert thert ferking hert"

Lol, that’s awesome!!

That’s funny as hell! Lol :-)

The "Eww" is too funny...I didn't even realize I spelled sandwich wrong

Lol, good observation about the kitchen!
I must have missed this notification earlier, it’s been a busy time :-)
Hey, she can make you a sandwich no matter how you spell it! Chop chop!

I sometimes go a couoke days before I realized I didn't reply to somebody...
From the sound of things, I don't think I'd want her making a sandwich

Lol! :-)

Sick, lol :-)

Beauty!

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
His dick said squirt

Squirt... LMFAO

:-)

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Awesome :-)