Grow up

the one guy is like "Dat ass"

The ladies behind him: brunette giving him side eye, "Whacha you lookin' at, boy?"
Blonde half-smiling, "Oh Billy, I'd tap it, too. Tell you what: I'll munch, you punch."

who is he?

I don't know. The article didn't say, but it was about freshmen democrats looking for Mitch McConnell. Reportedly, first they went to the wrong office, then got lost in the Senate basement. In the end, they left a copy of a letter for him, signed by 30 freshmen urging him to reopen the govt., in the GOP cloakroom. *Sigh* kids.