Maury Lie Detector
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Made by FredBoston 2 years ago
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Clearly you don't know women, if you dont ask them you "dont care" about her. It's best just to accept the fact your not getting laid tonight
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Alsom it's called hunmor. It's what we do here. **Whispers** (just go with it!)
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ALSO.... not alsom.. typos!
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I also was not 100% serious (the "getting laid" comment) My wife has also just given birth and pregnancy had made me a little pessimistic about women's emotions
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yeah. That can be a tricky time. I will say, my husband annoyed me the day I camE home from the hospital demanding "favors". I was like... " DANG... CAN'T I RECOVER BEFORE HE STARTS IN ON ME?" LOL>.. lovely memories.
Helpful tip. Instead of asking her what's wrong maybe go with "How are you feeling" or "Let me know if you need anything". Other than that, Good luck! And congratulations.
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Thanks, he asked you to do stuff while you were going through that horrible pain and bleeding (I dont know your experience but that's what my wife get, all c-sections)
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Wellm i didn't have too much bleeding and pain and I didn't have a c section. A natural birth in which the labor was 16 hours. My husband is clueless. Or inconsiderate. I figure clueless sounds nicer. LOL
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I'm sorry to hear that, my wife has other medical issues that I wont go into and I want sure if it was the birth or those that caused everything. I too am clueless much of the time, it's a guy thing but I try to be a half way decent husband even though I complain sometimes
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No one can be perfect! I do have real sympathy for men in general. Women are not easy creatures to work with. I mean, hormones have us on emotional roller coasters and men have to try to anticipate the next mood swing. We can't make our minds up about what to eat, what movie to see, what to wear, how we feel, or wether to laugh or cry or both. LOL. I do my best not make any other person be it man, woman or child suffer undeserved rage thanks to the wacky ways my mind and body feel at any time.
Sounds like you have some amount of empathy here though. If it helps, often when we know we have been ridiculously hostile and unreasonable we feel bad about it later. You may not get an apology, but you may get some nice gesture that hopefully makes it worthwhile. At least that's how I roll.
2 ups, 2y
That is typically what I get, and it is much appreciated after the frustration of some fight that I may or may not have caused. In the end what matters is you love your spouse and you wouldn't want to live without them no matter how pissed you are in that moment. If relationships were easy they would be boring and uneventful, who wants that. Arguing is a part of a healthy relationship, it's just funny when your on the outside and you see how stupid many arguments are
1 up, 2y
Goodness. I am only 17 and not in a relationship, and now I'm not sure I want one. :P Do have female classmates though.
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WHEN ASKED BY YOUR HUSBAND WHETHER EVERYTHING WAS ALRIHT, YOU REPLIED "I'M FINE."; THE FACT THAT YOU YELLED IT AT HIM DETERMINES THAT THAT WAS A LIE.
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