I FINALLY HAVE THE SOLUTION TO AMERICA'S GREATEST PROBLEMS-; ALL THE BRILLIANT YOUNG SOCIALISTS CAN EXCHANGE THEIR US CITIZENSHIP WITH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS MOVING TO THIS CAPITALIST CALAMITY AND MOVE TO THE SOCIALIST PARADISE OF THEIR DREAMS. BUT IF I DON'T LIKE PARADISE AND WANT TO COME BACK, THAT WOULD MAKE ME AN ILLEGAL ALIEN! AND BESIDE THAT, WHAT SOCIALIST PARADISE WOULD PUT UP WITH MY WHINY LITTLE IMMATURE, ILLITERATE, IDEALIST, IGNORANT ATTITUDE? DO I NEED TO BE TRIGGERED TO MAKE MY POINT RIGHT NOW!
