WHEN YOU INVITE YOURSELF ALONG TO A MALE FRIEND’S FUNCTION, TELL HIM THE DAY DOESN’T WORK FOR YOU, GET HIM TO MOVE THE DAY TO BE MORE ACCOMMODATING TO YOU, ALIENATE SOME PEOPLE WHO WERE GOING BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS GO, WAIT TO THE LAST MINUTE TO SAY A PROBLEM THAT CAME UP TWO DAYS AGO IS PREVENTING YOU FROM GOING, GET THE DAY MOVED AGAIN, IGNORE HIS REQUESTS FOR CONFIRMATION, THEN BLOCK HIM ON FACEBOOK AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A BOSS BECAUSE YOU NEVER PLANNED ON ATTENDING, ANYWAY.