Picard explains Parenthood

Two daughters in and has he changed his mind on that!

Seriously man, surprised it took him getting to two of them! My one is enough...

It wasn't as common when my daughter was little, so we got some looks. We didn't bring any f**ks

I did that! And I didn’t give a f**k either. I was like y’all try having a toddler in the airport for 6 hours! Lol

We had a kid on a leash once who decided to throw a fit in line for the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland. So we were like, whelp, guess your ass is getting dragged...

Lmao I saw a mom the other day and felt so bad cuz her kid did the I’m not moving thing and sat there. Oh man I’ve had to pick up a heavy kid upside down before to get their lil butt out of the store! I know I looked ridiculous lmao

A few weeks ago, the 7 year old refused to come home from after school, so I had to carry him...when I see kids throwing a fit in stores I feel bad for the parents. I just want to yell at the kid for them and say "give your mom a friggin break, kid"

Yes my 6 year old has done that and honestly he’s getting too heavy for me to be carrying him very far!

I'm just glad we live close, cuz I was feeling the burn by the time I got him home...they really do grow so fast, my 12 year old weighs almost as much as I do

And it’s annoying when we argue cuz it’s like another adult lmao

Seriously the young one is just like her father the older one is just like her mother

With us when we went out, though

LOL

Especially when mine said his first curse word. It took everything in me to not laugh! He saw a hot air balloon in the sky and pointed to it and said "Mom, what the hell is that?" My instant reaction was to say "Where the hell did you hear that from?" and then I laughed at myself when I just answered my own question. LMAO

We're at that stage where whatever she hears is going to get repeated, so we are having to be reeeallly careful LOL

Peace.

Some of the stuff me and my brother did as kids, I’m laughing now at what my parents probably thought.

i once slung a jump rope out at one of my friends like i was batman, he was running I and actually managed to wrap his ankle and literally pulled his feet out from under him. I got my ass handed to me for that one, but it was worth it! He wasn't even mad, and we were both like "I can't believe that actually worked!". Parents were not happy about it, but i know they were thinking the same thing, lol!

It’s like a contest around here

You? A smartass? Naw...lol!
They gotta get it from somewhere right?