DRIVING WITH SEMIS QUIZ; WHEN PASSING A SEMI, YOU SHOULD:; A: SAVE THE PLANET BY RISKING LIFE AND LIMB TO CUT IMMEDIATELY IN FRONT OF THE SEMI SO THE DRIVER CAN DRAFT OFF OF YOU SAVING FUEL AND CO2, EVEN IF YOU MIGHT DIE IN THE PROCESS; B:CUT IMMEDIATELY IN FRONT OF THE SEMI SO THE DRIVER UNDERSTANDS YOU HAVE MORE RIGHTS TO BE THERE THAN THEY DO; C: GET A SAFE DISTANCE IN FRONT OF THE SEMI BEFORE SIGNALLING AND GRADUALLY MOVING INTO THE LANE IN FRONT OF IT; D: IMMEDIATELY START A PETITION DRIVE AND GOFUNDME PAGE TO BAN SEMIS SO THAT COMMERCE GRINDS TO A SCREECHING HALT, NO ONE WILL HAVE CARS, FUEL OR THE MEANS OF CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION SO HIGHWAYS WILL BE WIDE OPEN FOR SKATEBOARDERS AS THEY SHOULD BE; AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: A BECAUSE IT IS A WIN WIN SITUATION FOR THE PLANET, EITHER THE SEMI REDUCES CO2 EMISSIONS OR YOU STOP EMITTING CO2 WHEN YOU DIE.
