Gotta ask questions before going on those blind dates!!!

Peace.

Loan shark

The poor shark was lonely and wanted company so it swam towards you, but you thought it was attacking you and ran away. Poor shark :(

Do you have a ladder sister too?

Peace.

Not to be political or anything but why the hell did imgflip replace the Legendary Scumbag Steve Hat™ with the far inferior deal with it glasses on the editor

I have no idea why you're asking me but if you bothered to click on it, you'd find that the scumbag steve hat is still there.

oh thank god i thought we lived in a society for a second there

we live in a society.

oh thank god i thought we lived in a society for a second there.

They did not replace it if you click on the icon you will see a scumbag hat, thug life glasses and a speech bubble.

foreskin is the same type of tissue as eyelids

Thanks for making me pinch my eyelid skin... it is a rare occasion

walter

I loled

I like good boobage as much as the next horndog but I'd also like to sleep in my own bed without power lifting a tit back where it belongs.

Realistically, anything more than a good handful is too much.

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wow! That's very amazing after all!