Photoshopped, or It could be a hernia for all I know.. women get them too! You might be getting a touch sensitive... Ever read The Onion "news"? My meme was a jab obviously, but can you see the humor? "It's THIS big!!" (floor to hand being about 5' 6") and then the tiny lump being pointed out.. "Another liberal lie!" Drum roll cymbal crash :)