YOU MEAN . . . SANTA ISN'T REAL? NO SON, HE'S MAKE-BELIEVE. HE'S JUST SOMEONE MADE UP TO GET LITTLE KIDS TO BEHAVE SO THEY GET PRESENTS INSTEAD OF PUNISHMENT; SO YOU AND MOM, THE PEOPLE I TRUST MOST, HAVE BEEN LYING TO ME JUST TO GET ME TO ADHERE TO YOUR MADE-UP RULES? SO, IS JESUS REAL? UMM . . . UH, YEAH, SURE. HE'S . . . UH, HE'S REAL . . .
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