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Confession Bear Meme | PEOPLE ARE BUYING CHRISTMAS STUFF FOR NEXT YEAR I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THAT LEVEL OF OPTIMISM | image tagged in memes,confession bear | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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cat in the hat 2 | I'LL STOP YOU RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDST OF CONFESSION AND TELL YOU MY FRIEND THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE DEPRESSION | image tagged in cat in the hat 2 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Do you remember the character of Glum from the Saturday morning cartoon Gulliver's Travels? I loved that little guy who showed us every week that no matter how bad a situation gets, we can always make it comically worse with pessimism ( :

Now I want you, Confession Bear, to go out there and show all the young memers on this site that not only will we not stop the next Christmas from coming, but it's going to be the most awesome Christmas in the approximately 620 year history of Christmases!! We should all go out and stock way the hell up!

You can start by reading A Christmas Carol and the Declaration of Independence. So uplifting. Merry next Christmas, little Bear! ( : And when you're ready, we'll create a brand new Christmas story, so full of optimism and positive lessons that it'll make a ton of dough and get us offers on the movie rights. But only when you're ready, ok?
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Ancient Aliens Meme | 50% OFF | image tagged in memes,ancient aliens | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Roll Safe Think About It Meme | IF THE US DOLLAR GOES SOUTH IN FEBRUARY THOSE PEOPLE GET THE LAST LAUGH | image tagged in memes,roll safe think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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False | FALSE. | image tagged in false | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Those people get the last laugh if the US dollar goes south.. and remains there until next Christmas.. and if that decrease results in an increase of the price of whatever was purchased... meanwhile they have to store their future gifts somewhere.. and hope that their recipients don't buy said gift for themselves before you give it to them next year.

Imo, buying after Christmas sale items only makes sense if they're for a recipient's birthday which is late December through February at most...
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Futurama Fry Meme | WOW THAT'S A LOTTA TEACHIN' RIGHT THERE | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SORRY.. I WAS JUST GETTING INTO CHARACTER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Roll Safe Think About It Meme | ITS N0T OPTIMISM ITS RIDICULOUS CHEAPNESS | image tagged in memes,roll safe think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Well if you make it. But then extra Christmas gifts wont be a problem.
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