Do you remember the character of Glum from the Saturday morning cartoon Gulliver's Travels? I loved that little guy who showed us every week that no matter how bad a situation gets, we can always make it comically worse with pessimism ( :
Now I want you, Confession Bear, to go out there and show all the young memers on this site that not only will we not stop the next Christmas from coming, but it's going to be the most awesome Christmas in the approximately 620 year history of Christmases!! We should all go out and stock way the hell up!
You can start by reading A Christmas Carol and the Declaration of Independence. So uplifting. Merry next Christmas, little Bear! ( : And when you're ready, we'll create a brand new Christmas story, so full of optimism and positive lessons that it'll make a ton of dough and get us offers on the movie rights. But only when you're ready, ok?