"I AM NOT A CROOK". IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERYTIME A MAN LIED AND SAID HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG ... MY PALACES WOULD BE MADE OF PURE GOLD, ENCRUSTED WITH DIAMONDS, RUBIES AND PEARLS AND I'D HAVE THE LARGEST ANIMAL RESCUE SANTUARY IN THE WORLD. "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN". "I DID NOT COLLUDE WITH RUSSIA".