THIS CHRISTMAS I'M GOING TO CRY ALL CHRISTMAS EVE; THEN I'M GOING TO LET THE CAT EAT THE LIGHTS OFF THE TREE AND LET THE CAT GO UNDER THE CHAIR AND TURN THE LIGHTS ON AND BURN THE TREE DOWN AND THE CAT WILL DIE IN A PUFF OF FUR AND SMOKE. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA