The majority of Conservatives aren't what the left says them to be, which is:
Global warming deniars
Supporters of dictatorship
Slaves of Putin
People who want violence
And organised criminals who rig elections.
This is what I would say the left is about
People who support abortions in any case that the mother wants
People that expect the US to be overly tough on our allies
People that want less rights for the people
People that want businesses shut down because they let off a little gas
Supporters of protests, unless they are Nazi protests, which is something the left and right have in common
And supporters of massive overbearing government.