FOR CHRISTMAS I WISH TO HAZ CHEEZEBURGER; OF COURSE YOU CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER LITTLE KITTY CAT; BUT RONALD WAS MEAN AND SAID I CANNOT HAZ CHEEZEBURGER AND HE CALLED ME STUPID; OH REALLY AND WHERE DOES THIS RONALD LIVE; HE LIVES AT MCDONALDS; RONALD YOU LET THIS POOR KITTY CAT HAZ CHEEZEBURGER OR THERE WILL BE NOTHING BUT COAL FOR YOU ON CHRISTMAS MORNING; HERE YOU GO YOU SWEET LITTLE KITTY CAT; AT LAST I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER