HEY, EVERYBODY! THIS GUY'S AN INTERNET ATHEIST, AND HE SAID TO TELL YOU THAT JESUS' BIRTHDAY ISN'T REALLY ON DECEMBER 25TH, MOST OF OUR CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS HAVE PAGAN ORIGINS, AND THE MODERN SANTA CLAUS COMES FROM A 1930S COCA-COLA AD! SEE, NOBODY CARES. MERRY CHRISTMAS, KILLJOY.