invasion of the body snatchers

LOL!

Except at the Decatur, Las Vegas store, where Javier is too busy texting and playing on his phone!

:p

I know they have their reasons, but how inconvenient.

I just love how nobody in the whole store knows where any thing is. I sent a customer to the home depot to getba few thing while i got started, when dude said they didn't carry treated 1×2 i liked to shit myself, at lunch i went myself, a dude asked me what i needed, i told him , he said no we dont hae em, said he looked fo another customer. I made that dip shit follow me and showed him where they were. Smh, da fuq is wrong with these people.

Here's a good one: Our Bunnings (sort of Home Depot), has made it mandatory for people making BBQ sausage sandwiches (sausage sizzles), to put the onion under the sausage, as it was deemed an OSH issue in case someone slips on the onion if it spills out. WTF

Caint have a skip and fall lawsuit i guess:(

A sausage sizzle, not a thing? :-)

I'll have 3 of those please. :)
I meant the onion slip and fall, not being a thing. But i could see some lazy ass American trying to sue for that.

This has caused an uproar over here - ***strong language warning - viewer discretion advised***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbX-y4L8afg&t=0s

Oh my gwad , these kind of f#€ers need to be floged with a knotted water hose.

Would you like tomato sauce and insurance with that?

Ill take me some mustard, I'll pass on the insurance, im not an asshole so i wont be needing it. :D