SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU GET EXCITED OVER HAVING THE CORPSE OR A FACSIMILE OF THE CORPSE OF A TREE; A LIVING THING THAT IS DESIGNED TO BE OUTDOORS, IN YOUR HOME AND THAT YOU ACTUALLY ENJOY DRAPING THE CADAVER IN GLITTERING METAL BALLS, RIBBONS AND COMBUSTIBLE ILLUMINATIONS ........ AND YOU CALL ME WEIRD!