The jeans don't fit.

BUYS A PAIR OF JEANS, BUT THEY'RE A LITTLE TOO LARGE. HIS MOM SUGGESTS THAT HE PUTS THEM ON AND SITS IN THE BATHTUB FOR AN HOUR. HE DOES, BUT THEY'RE STILL TOO LARGE. MOM SAYS "WHAT TEMPERATURE WAS THE WATER?" HE SAYS "WATER?!?".