I always thought it was cream cheese

Peace.

It's Neufchatel. It's printed right there on the box. It's like cream cheese but lighter.

I was reading it as neüf

Sort of like English Muffin, French Toast, Canadian Bacon, American War, people from the country they are named after do not know it

It's called
Pain perdu, actually

We were probably both waiting for the timer!

In other words, I got nuthin'!

Lol I don’t know but I like it on my bagel

Lol

Lmao

The food market is full of products pretending to be things they aren't, huh?

Lol, I guess honesty's out of style

Which is actually pretty sad.

WAIT IT ISN'T CREAM CHEESE?