YESTERDAY I TOOK MY HORSE AND WENT TO GET A BRED LAMB FOR MY DAUGHTER'S 4-H PROJECT; I RODE BY THE HOUSE OF A FREIND OF MINE WHO HAS GONE COMPLETELY BLIND, SO I GRABBED A COUPLE BEERS OUT OF MY SADDLE BAGS AND WALKED IN THE DOOR; HE SAID, "HI SAM." WHICH KIND OF SURPRISED ME, THEN WHEN I OPENED THE BEERS HE SAID, "AH BUD LIGHT IN THE HOLIDAY CANS."; SO I SAID, "JUST HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?"; AND HE SAID,"WHEN PEOPLE GO BLIND, THEIR OTHER SENSES GET VERY HEIGHTENED." SO I SAID"IF YOUR SENSES ARE SO HEIGHTENED, WHAT'S OUTSIDE?"; HE SAID, "SCREWED EWE AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON."
