Dog vs cat. I own them both and no, I can't back this up with facts

A DOG IS ABLE TO LEARN UP TO 250 WORDS AND GESTURES. A DOG CAN COUNT UP TO FIVE AND CAN PERFORM SIMPLE MATH. EQUIVALENT HUMAN AGE: 3; A CAT DOESN'T GIVE A F**K AND IS SICK OF YOUR SHIT. EQUIVALENT HUMAN AGE: 45