DAD, HOW COME VEGANS PUT UP A BILLBOARD LIKE THAT? WELL SON, IT'S BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET THEIR FACTS STRAIGHT, BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP THEM FROM BEING SELF RIGHTEOUS; ONE, THAT ISN'T A PICTURE OF A DAIRY COW, TWO, WE REALLY DON'T EAT DAIRY COWS, AND IF WE KILL 'EM WE DON'T GET ANY MILK TO SELL; I UNDERSTAND DEAD COWS DON'T MAKE MILK, IS THE REASON WE DON'T EAT DAIRY COWS BECAUSE DAIRY COWS AREN'T TENDER, TASTY AND SUCCULENT LIKE THE BEEF WE EAT? WHY YES SON, AND VEGANS FAIL TO REALIZE THAT IF WE DIDN'T RAISE THEM TO EAT THEM, COWS WOULD BE EXTINCT, CAUSE WE DAMN SURE AREN'T GOING TO KEEP THEM AROUND FOR PETS OR YARD ART
