They'll Even Stand By You If Your Kids Grow Up To Be Asshats.

MARRY THE ONE PERSON THAT WILL HOLD YOU WHEN YOUR HEART BREAKS, MAKE YOU SO HAPPY YOU COULD CRY, BUILD YOUR CONFIDENCE WHEN THE WORLD DRAGS YOU DOWN AND; THIS IS THE DAY YOU; THEY WILL DRIVE YOU INSANE!, MAKE YOU SO ANGRY YOU WILL CONTEMPLATE FINDING THEIR BRAKE LINE AND DREAM OF THE DAYS YOU WERE SINGLE. THEY WILL BE THE ONE YOU WANT BY YOUR SIDE WHEN YOU'RE THROWING UP A 12 PACK OF CHEAP BEER AND THE DAY YOU LEAVE THIS WORLD. YOU'RE NOT A COUPLE. YOU'RE AN ARMY OF TWO.