WARNING!!! All Facebook accounts are being hacked and cloned. To avoid this you must stand in your kitchen table and sing "I Will Survive" whilst dancing the Macarena. Only then will Mark Zuckerberg travel down your chimney on a golden unicorn and give you a blue token which will protect your account. You must send this to everyone on your contacts list or goblins will crap in your fridge.
hotkeys: D = random, W = like, S = dislike, A = back