Mission accomplished!

LOL!

Sperm Count indeed! :)

XD

LMAO! :)

LOL

LMAO! Totally blew the previous comment. Every rational human knows nature intended for the toilet paper to unfurl over the top! :)

*Rational Humans... yeah this IS imgflip so no. XD

LMAO!...Good point!

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"Here I sit, broken-hearted..."

OK, I laughed OUT LOUD with this one. And I've still got a sh!t eatin' grin on my face.

Thank you! :-D

Awesome!

Isn't it interesting when some places have automatic toilets, but they make you touch the faucets to use the sink? And a manual soap or paper towel dispenser? It's like they don't really get it.

You know *someone* is thinking when they put an open trash can near the door. One that doesn't require you to touch it. And the door opens outward so you don't need your hand to open in.

And the place is clean, doesn't smell, and the toilets never back up or overflow. Maybe nice tiles, soft lighting...

I know, it's a lot to ask for. But some places provide visitors with these things (and all automatic fixtures) so I got spoiled. Most of the time I'll wait until I get home, if possible. ;-)

I am amazed at how many people don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom...it's disgusting!

I know. And then they want to shake people's hands at work!

I once saw a McDonalds worker exit without washing his hands after taking a crap.

But enough of this sh!t... :-)

2k2jlj.gif (click to show) I don't always reply with gifs, but when I do they're Seinfeld. Don't know if you saw this episode, but it so perfectly fit. Turns out "the culprit" is making Jerry a special meal with his bare hands. :)

What the...? Nope. I don't watch television. Just in case.

But this one is both silly and nasty at the same time. ;-p

You're not missing anything by not watching television. Actually other than sports and news we watch very little. :)

I get my news on the Internet - it's still horrible, but with no commercials.

Come to think of it, commercials are probably better than the news. ;-)

Back in the '70's a local brewery (Rainier) had some outstanding commercials, a few of which featured Mickey Rooney. One that stands out was a demolition derby with beer can cars :)

Woah... I'll have what HE's having. :-p

I believe this woman from "When Harry Met Sally" is actually Rob Reiner's mom

I think I can see the resemblance. That must have been a fun family. :-)