This goes for Fortnite, PUBG, H1Z1,and other pieces of online shit. But we can't get a life cuz we're on a meme site so... :/

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Namaste sir

A bit of copy pasta (yes, copy pasta) to protect the money making, friendship creators, online games
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'd punish ourselves doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know every little detail such that some have attained such gaymer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems overheated, disks and carts destroyed in frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win?We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gaymers aren't shy about throwing their money elsewhere, or even making the gaymes ourselves. They think calling us racist, misogynistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty headset. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who take it as a challenge when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gaymers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challenge. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challenge us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

hmmm... I see what you mean.

Take speed running. Do you know how hard it is, how long it takes, to remember all the skips, glitches, and tricks required to beat a game as fast as possible?you you know how many minutes, hours, days, months are spent trying to learn the fastest routes, the cycle timing, how to deal with RNG (luck), and how long it takes to beat the same level; to the same missions, over, and over, and over, and over, and over. Someone trying to do a world record run of Super Mario Bros Wii might accumulate 100s or 1000s of hours. I the same level. Trying to perfect it. Doing the same thing. It’s like : Shower, dry off, shower again, dry off, shower, dry off, and you keep doing the same, repeated task until your skin is so dry you always need a way to moisten it. They will do this for lots of different tasks, missions, and levels, just to say they did. They do the same task, just to practice for another really hard, nerves-werecking thing, a perfection test. They work for thousands of hours to perfect their gameplay, for a speed run that the only thing that might record is their time. I recently speedran New Super Mario Bros Wii, with a time of 35 minutes, 43.39 milliseconds. That took YEARS of playing time to get a time of, thousands of hours spent playing the same old levels countless times, just for a little time on my notes, stored on my little digital device. Online games may not matter, but neither do you. Neither do I. Nothing matters,. We’re all gonna die. The sun’s going to explode. Life itself might be a computer program anyways!

Yes, I know how hard SPEED running is. I tried it, Now, this was more directly targeting games liek Fortnite, PubG, H1Z1. Not all Online games ARE bad. I'm just making an example of stupid games, In MY opinion. Also, great theory. I do think of reality as a Computer Simulation. Bruh, this is a meme. Whether or not you agree with this, it's a meme. And Like I said I just don't like it. And, congratulations. Many people don't have the infinite patience. But, your going COMPLETELY off topic talking about freakin Speedrunning.

Oh, yeah, what are your opinions on watching a game of your favorite sport from beginning to end, alone. Now, what are your opinions on playing a puzzle game, like Portal 2, ONLINE with a friend who you know, and are one a voice chat service, trying to interact and solve the puzzle together, for the same amount of time as your sports game. Even other games, like Rocket League, for example, can help with teamwork, build communication skills, and make friendships. Something you can’t do so well in an outside game with lots of other people, as you have to shout to each other strategies, whereas online, you can talk to the other person without the opponent hearing and being able to counter what you’re doing. Not only that, but playing a game, especially online games, where the players are unpredictable, can help train your brain to make faster decisions in real life. Also, imgflip is online, so are you calling the site you posted this on a piece of “online shit?” You never specified what you meant by “online shit,” so I’m assuming the whole internet in general. If you’re calling the internet just sh!t, you could say how to improve it. You know more people are coming. As I already said

.... Do you have to even try to defend gaming? Or are you SO bored that you found some RANDOM memers image and decided to rant on it?

so, are you an idiot? yes i know that video games are not the healthiest lifestyle, but they are proven to help stress and games like minecraft inspire creativity, and guess what is not a very successful lifestyle, making memes online, and you are making memes, ranting about online games when making memes are just as counter-productive

gta was a good game

Well, look at this chump making an underrated meme just bcuz getting trolled by another player and calling online/internet is sh!t despite being uploaded on internet... What an ironic person...