HERE'S A HYPOTHESIS - WE ARE AQUATIC APES, AND NOT MONKEYS IN TREES. WHAT OTHER ANIMALS CARRY POUCHES OF SALT AROUND WITH THEM TO COVER THEIR FOOD? WE HAVE OILY, WATER REPELLENT SKIN AND HAIR THAT'S HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED FOR SWIMMING. HUMAN CAN DIVE DEEP FOR OYSTERS AND HOLD THEIR BREATH FOR MINUTES AT A TIME. WHAT ANIMALS SWIM LIKE WE DO? OR LOUNGE ON THE BEACH? WHAT OTHER "LAND CRITTER" DOES THAT? THAT'S RIGHT. WE ARE AQUATIC. MERMAIDS AND MERMEN EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU. THE LOST PEOPLE OF ATLANTIS.
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