But we still don't know why

Haven't seen this meme in a day or 2. Hilarious!!

Just not Grey Goose! Smirnoff is just fine, just had a lot of recently.

I like Luksosowa potato vodka. Friend got me on that. Fine I’ll drink the Smirnoff if yer buying lol

Never heard of Luksosowa.
When I buy, I usually buy Russian Standard, or Kettle One if there's no RS. Unless I'm drinking with people who mix their vodka, then I buy some cheap crap.

It’s good on its own. You like the good stuff. Yes if you’re mixing it, any old thing will do.