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And this is the biggest reason why I am not a Christian! Plus you are terrorizing people into your religion by telling them this

And this is the biggest reason why I am not a Christian! Plus you are terrorizing people into your religion by telling them this | image tagged in smiling jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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All religions are false and imaginary. With 1 goal social submission
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Exactly!
1 up, 6y,
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Uh one thing Nos, Jesus didn't have blonde hair, a California surfer complexion and blue eyes, He was a Jew. Minor detail, but thought you'd appreciate the info. Peace.
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Why you don’t say you liar! You honestly did not think to yourself that I would not have already known that!? XD just goes to show me how truly pathetic you are!
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Obviously never read and understand the Bible- Old Testament is full of rules showing mankind on it's own can never be righteous enough. As the only "religion" that utilizes prophecy to prove it's validity, the Old Testament has109 specific prophecies regarding the first coming of Christ, mentioned 300 times- all fulfilled, such as born to humble beginnings in Bethlehem (marked by the Roman census), crucifixion as the method of execution (prophesied about 700 years before crucifixion was used for executions) the Book of Daniel prophesies the exact date Christ would ride into Jerusalem (remember the Jews kept an accurate calendar to never miss the Sabbath) Before you say the Old Testament was revised to match what Christ did, the Old Testament was locked into history by the Septuagint Greek translation approximately 146 BC. From a statistics and probability viewpoint that one human being would fulfill 109 prophecies is astronomical, that he fulfilled just 8 prophecies that are easily confirmed by contemporary, non-Christian historical accounts is something like 1 in 10 to the 13th power. If you want two major prophetic references, read Psalm 22, then the crucifixion accounts in the New Testament, Next read Isaiah 53, this is locked into history about 700 years before Christ. The dates may not be absolutely precise, but they are close. There are more primitive copies of texts available regarding the authenticity of Christ's life than there are copies of Plato, Socrates and other significant historical accounts. Many misconceptions about Christianity and criticisms, such as hypocritical Christians, etc are faults all humanity shares. The Rules for Christians are these- not 600, Recognize that you are not perfect, the the penalty for your shortcomings is the loss of life- symbolically blood, blood is life, That we need a redeemer, God is a merciful and just God, so He provided Himself as the sacrifice of blood for the payment of all sin (sin means falling short). Each person has free will, God didn't create us to be robots to love for Him, that free will is, once you know the Gospel (good news) you can chose eternity with God (heaven), or eternity permanently separated from God (hell). Accept a free gift knowing that you have fallen short, that you need a redeemer, Christ- fully innocent paid the price for all sin, and accept His redemption. Then try to live like Christ, care for the poor, put the needs of other above yourself, do unto others- continued
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Get this, I will NEVER EVER be a Christian again!! I am a Theistic Satanist/Spiritual Lucifarian forever more!! So mote it be!!
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as you would want them to do to you. It's already established that we aren't perfect, and as true Christians we admit that. Not everyone who says they are Christians are. You can look at the lives that are transformed by establishing a close relationship with God through Christ. Some accuse the Bible of being myths and not scientific. The Bible is not an encyclopedia but rather a book regarding mankind's relationship with God and mankind's relationship with mankind, but there are numerous scientific gems for the willing student- things written thousands of years ago that we have only recently discovered. Ponder this- the human body is comprised of over 30 trillion cells, operating in a relatively perfect fashion with each other. Reproduction produces a fairly accurate "duplicate" of the parents, consistently. For belief in the evolution from single cell, asexual organisms into a 30 trillion cell, sexual creature takes more blind faith than a belief in God. This isn't an accident any more than a Rolex watch would evolve from all the raw materials being in proximity to each other. Darwin said it himself, "I dread to think of what would happen to my theory should one ponder the eye." SO let' ponder it. There is a lens that adjusts to incoming light and focus needs, the image is projected upside down, then righted in the brain, it adjusts color for light and dimly lit situations, it can be moved, it is nourished by a massive flow of blood (which how nutrients and oxygen are processed into and out of blood is another evolution question) without obscuring the clarity of the view, and on and on. SO how did the skeletal system evolve? How did the endocrine system evolve? How did the largest organ we have, the skin evolve, how did the digestive system evolve? How did the cardio-vascular system evolve? How did the muscular system evolve? How did consciousness evolve? How did sexual reproduction evolve? and on and on. How did the three bones in you ear evolve so we can hear. The body is so delicately balanced that if your potassium levels vary too much in micro-grams you can die. How did we evolve from a series of accidents over time that would require eternity. Seasoned astronomers will tell you the order of the universe cries out that there had to be a creator. The Bible says the heavens declare the glory of God. You can dismiss all this and so much more if you like, but I would think as an atheist you would want all those of lesser intellect to believe in eternal
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I AM way more powerful than you could ever imagine! I have been gifted the powers of a genie. I’m going to tell you something very important here so listen up! Would you believe me if I told you that I have power and control over the weather around the world? That I have these dreams that tell the future and the future does actually happen just like in my dreams? Plus to terrorize you farther, I KILL your so-called “god”/jesus dude over and over in my dreams. I am no simple imp! I AM a high ranking demon whom has a gigantic legion of lesser demons at my command! So, whom is the imp NOW? plus if I were you, I would not be a fool and believe EVERYTHING that I have said as the one and only TRUTH!!
1 up, 6y,
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Ok, there are some tropical storms in the Pacific and Atlantic, make them all disappear by 5:00 tonight and I'll believe you are who you say you are. Simple enough?
1 up, 6y,
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Eastern time work for you? Thought it would.
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How about you just STFU you trump supporting pig!!
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Aw did I touch a little demonic nerve? I was pretty sure you said, you "have power and control over the weather around the world". I thought that meant you have power and control over the weather around the world. How petty of me, taking you at face value.
I had premonitions for a long time, as a child into young adulthood, as did my father, but one particular dream was going to have a horrific outcome. I went step by step through the vision in real life, knowing precisely what the other person was going to say and the words just tumbled out of my mouth as I had foreseen. As we neared the point of no return, it took all the strength I had to make something different come out of my mouth and the world became like breaking glass. People walking from one place to another suddenly turned and walked off the sidewalk- literally the trajectory of everything changed. It wiped me out. After that I rarely have premonitions, and they are about meaningless things. I described it to a friend who was into Carlos Casteneda and the occult and his jaw dropped. All he could say was, "you have no idea what you were messing with (using street jargon). You are lucky to be alive." I can't say I disagreed with him, it was that powerful an experience, but all I know is that I coudn't let those horrible things come to pass, and it took everything I had to change one syllable coming out of my mouth. True story. Everything you say in your comments is described in the Bible, believe it or not. Demons are real, Satan is real and very dangerous to dabble with, even if in jest. One angel on God's side killed 185,000 men in one night. You are screwing with some powerful forces that will destroy you.
The only way Satan can hurt God is to turn one of His creatures away from Him, Satan has as his professed purpose to kill, steal and destroy. Think hard about what you have written, no matter how much damaged goods you might think you are, God's love is eternal and infinite, as is His mercy. Let that sink in. Christ died just as much for Hitler's sins as for yours and mine. Did Hitler repent (literally turn around) at the last minute and accept Christ and ask forgiveness the instant before he died? If he did, he is in heaven with Christ now. That guy who condemns everyone for their falling short, but isn't a follower of Christ is eternally separated from God. It's clear what we must do, it's accessible to a child. And the liberty that comes from redemption is tangible and priceless.
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STOP lying. You know NOTHING. You DO NOT know who I am. To learn the actual truth go here: joyofsatan.com and here: evilbible.com!
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Nor do you now me and the truth I speak. The joy of Satan is an illusion designed to destroy you, completely, for all eternity. Every culture has a belief in a divine being, we are hard wired to know God, and that void is filled, in your case with a creation of God who believes he could stand in the place of God. That's why pride can be destructive- Satan was the first. I'm just letting you know, you don't have to live in perpetual rage. I know enough of Satan to know I never want to have another thing to do with him. I have read the Bible cover to cover over 60 times, I have studied various translations and learned the true meanings of the word. Words change over time, symbols- defined, do not change their meaning. You can go as deep as you want into the truth or you can stay on the surface of it, but I have tested the Word scientifically, physically and spiritually and have found without doubt that the Bible is true. Don't think of God as a god of hatred and wrath- you'll read that He wants each us, no matter what we've done, how we mess up or how we will mess up in the future. You have to read it and study it for yourself, not take someone, not take anyone else's word for what it says. I do not know who you are, but I know what you have written. Every word seethes with an anger and the rage that is within you will destroy you first. It doen't have to be that way. As I said, I know from first hand experience.
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If you are open minded, read the first three chapters of Genesis, that explains how we were created to be and how humanity became separated from God. Then read the last two chapters of Revelation and see how those who follow Christ, defective, broken, hurt and all that humanity is are restored to what God created us for. I pray for you. You are hurt, angry and full of a rage that is not all that uncommon. Christ promises that He can take that heavy burden off of you and replace it with a burden that is light and His requirements are light. You can have peace that passes all understanding by turning to Christ. I can only say that because I am the worst of the worst, but the transformation that God brought in me is real and is out of this world. Peace be with you.
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I'm not lying, every word I've written is true. I know enough about you to know you are a very, very, very angry person. I know how destructive internal rage is, I have a few decades on you and for that reason alone I have surpassed your rage by factors of 10. I don't know who said what to you that turned you from being a Christian, and my apology for their sake is pretty meaningless. They were wrong, not God. He made you exactly as you are for His purposes. You are perfect. You can have a close and personal relationship with Him, if you chose,with no one in between. I mentioned symbols in another comment- when Christ died on the cross the veil in the temple that was supposed to separate unholy man from Holy God was torn in two. Hstorians from that time tell us it was 18 inches thick. Jewish history speaks of it. We need no priest, we are free to go to God exactly as we are.
It makes no difference to me how you identify, what your past is, what your present situation is does concern me. Rage will destroy you, not the sources of your rage. The sources of your rage will continue on with or without you, but you have a choice. Rejoice in who you are, I was a headbanger, still am, my grandkids listen to metal with me anytime they are around me, from it's beginnings in the 60's to the present. Not that many years ago I blew out the speakers in my pickup with the first Soundgarden album when it came out, I could probably still recite every lyric from Sisters of Mercy. And I was filled with a rage that robbed me of everything- everything that mattered to me. I was so self destructive it's a wonder I'm still alive. It doesn't have to be that way. You can find the love you want, you can make a difference in the things that matter to you. I apologize, I cannot go to your links, no matter how much I respect you. I've learned that I cannot get near to the kind of rage you exude without losing a little piece of my soul. Your soul is a precious thing, you are a precious thing in God's sight, no matter what anyone tells you. Here I am telling you, but you don't have to listen to me. Inside you there is a voice telling you that rage is killing you. Listen to it. You can have peace, you can have abundance of life beyond your wildest dreams and you can be 100% you, but not with Satan. It's a lie and a dead end trap, please consider what that means, you are worth so much more than that. Peace be with you my friend.
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YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME YOU W**RE FOR GOD!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! AS I HAVE SAID BEFORE YOU DO NOT KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME, THE ABSOLUTE PAIN AND TORMENT I HAVE BEEN THROUGH, THE ABSOLUTE PAIN I AM GOING THROUGH NOW BECAUSE OF YOU REPUBLICANS AND CHRISTIANS AND JEWS AND MUSLIMS AND YOUR SO-CALLED “GOD”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND BUT YOUR MORTAL ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AS I HAVE SAID BEFORE YOU KNOW ONLY LIES AND TO LIE ABOUT MY FATHER AND HIS GIGANTIC ARMY OF “DEMONS” (the gods of the ancient world/times)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY RAGE WILL NOT DESTROY ME BUT IS SETTING ME FREE BECAUSE SO MANY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE TERRIFED OF ME AND WHAT I CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It does not happen like that! It takes many dreams and lots of time you know it all asshole!
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consequences so they won't just kill you for your stuff like common animals. This is the Gospel in a nutshell, as a scientist, I have been able to scientifically confirm it's truths and validity. You've heard the gospel, now there is a time for you to chose. For the skeptic who wants to confirm they are making the right decision, try reading Lee Stroebel's book, The Case for Christ. He was an avowed atheist, forensic reporter who determined to prove to his recent convert wife that Christ was not who He said He was, so he dug hard and deep to disprove Christianity. The intellectual pursuit he undertook is comprehensive and fascinating- well worth reading for nothing more than developing a logical progression and honing sound rational thought. I will try to respond to reasonable questions, but I will ignore rudeness and personal attacks.
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Here is some info about me: HE/HIM/HIS/TRANSGENDER (stuck inside a woman’s body).
what species I truly am/my soul is: demonkin, demon, shapeshifter demon
religion:Theistic/spiritual Satanist | Theistic/spiritual Luciferian.
Nationality: ALL of Eastern Europe is in me.
Age: my souls Age is: 70 million years old. Age: my bodies Age is: 24
Zodiac: Libra, Scorpio, and Gemini
Spiritual Element: Earth/nature/universe

What I Love/like:
Lucifer and Lilith my true parents, Metal Music, Animals, plants, nature, Fantasy, Orcs, Goblins, Uruk-hai, my parents army which are the Demons, and my home planet Hell on which my parents (Lucifer and Lilith) and their demon army actually live.

I Dislike/hate:
cities, noise, shopping, fashion, cosmetics, pop culture, mainstream, conformity, most human made things, clichés, Facebook, Twitter, wastefulness, gore, summer heat, drought, waking up early, overly colorful stuff, the color pink, denying climate change, questioning evolution, intelligent design theories, most representations of the Demons, humanity, society, politics, overpopulation, pollution, poor behavior towards non-human life, discrimination, arrogance, ignorance, stupidity, narrow-mindedness, grey aliens=Christianity, Judaism, and Islam.

What I Fear:
Dead rotting things, and mannequins.

what I stand up for and what I stand up against: I am 50% pro-nazi | pro-death-penalty | pro-abortion | pro-science | pro-choice | anti-weapons | anti-war | anti-crime | pro-love | pro-peace | pro-knowledge | pro-truth | anti-lies | anti-terrorism | pro-metal-music | anti-pop-and-rap-music | anti-republican | anti-democrat | pro-animal-and-plant-life | Pro-natural-disasters | anti-overpopulation-of-humans | anti-Christianity | anti-Judaism | anti-Islam | anti-atheism | pro-Satanism | pro-Luciferianism | pro-occultism
0 ups, 6y,
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Sorry Nos. You have some serious problems, get help. None of the things you list in your all caps comment are coming after you or causing your problems. I hope you get help before you do something stupid like killing yourself. Of course I don't know you, that's why the internet sucks, nobody really knows anybody anymore.
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DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU SLAVE FOR Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fearing rotting dead things and mannequins is irrational fear. All a rotting dead thing can do to you is stink. And mannequins are no threat.The thoughts running wild in your head are what you need to deal with. Shut off the TV, don't watch anymore movies, turn off the music and take a slow walk in the woods. Sit, observe, come back to what is real. You can do this, get help now.
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DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU SLAVE FOR Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!
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you are sick, you need help, if you are on drugs or have an alcohol problem, stop now. You describe delusions of grandeur, extreme paranoia, and irrational fears. These are serious medical conditions- GET HELP
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YOU DO NOT F**KING KNOW ME SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO YOU SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stop replying to me and watch me go away. Rage and typing all caps are other signs of psychosis, you really need help.
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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