I WAS DROWING IN THE FLOODS AND THEY KEPT ME AFLOAT. I FASHIONED A CRUDE HUT FROM THEM, TO SHIELD ME FROM THE WINDS. MANY PARTS OF A PAPER TOWEL ARE EDIBLE. I WAS ABLE TO CREATE AN ASEPTIC FIELD IN WHICH TO DO HEART SURGERY WITH THEM, AND SAVED GRANDMA. GOD BLESS, DONALD TRUMP. HE SAVED US ALL, WITH HIS UNSUNG MIRACLES.
