WELL, RUSS, I'M A MEME SHITLORD BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A TODDLER ON LSD AT A PETTING ZOO RAVE; I TRICK THE F**KERS TO LEARN ABOUT IMPORTANT SHIT USING WOMEN, MUPPETS AND SPORTS BULLSHIT; ONE DAY, YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE SO HIGH AND DUMBED DOWN, YOU'LL BE MAKING PORNOS AND HENTAI COLORING BOOKS ABOUT THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND THE DEEP STATE