Sarah Rae Vargas joke template

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Haha, she is your girl crush type isn't she. My type too. She's pretty much perfect :-)

She definitely meets the criteria!

You need to “broaden” your horizons lol

I’d rather be “wasted” lol, careful in the weather coming our way, they just sent a notice closing schools here.

Yeah we just had a bad rain storm here. Last I heard it looked like the hurricane was turning a bit north of Charleston, but I haven't heard lately. What's it looking like now?

Looks like Charleston and party of SC will be spared the brunt of it, but looks like seriously bad weather and power outages possible for you.And me both....

I left my truck window down today and had to ride to see Suzanne on a wet seat lol. I apologized for being wet and was embarrassed. But she laughed and told me she forgot to dry her leggings until the last minute this morning, and she went around the house with no pants so she wouldn't forget to get them and put them on before she left... lol I didn't at all mind the visual or her walking around in her panties :-)

She's a damn good chiropractor, but even if she wasn't, I think I'd still pay to have her touch me lol. She actually has a great personality and seems to like me too. Shame we're both married lol.

LOL She's a very curvy girl :)

Awesome- this one will be at the top of the first page for sure! :-D

Haha thanks. Doubt this is going near the front page since it's been featured about 16 hours and has 6 upvotes. But at least it's getting some love :-)

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