The devil's work to be sure.

Can't say I've never shook a machine when I've been denied.
I've heard a fair number of people have been killed when those tip.

they are heavy as hell.

Yeah, a co-worker and I were moving one and we left it on an appliance mover for a minute. It crashed, not realizing the floor was slightly uneven. Lucky nobody got hurt.

I guess one's that keep stuff cold are heavy like a refrigerator.I don't know what the candy's excuse is.

When it fell, the compressor on the top popped off. I don't know how we didn't get in trouble.

I hope you got a free bag of chips, at least. But why were you sticking your hand in there? Did you PAY for something first? ;-p

The chips in the machine are stuck too dam high. :-p