I'M A GOOD MAN, I GIVE TO CHARITY WHEN I CAN, I STAND UP FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES, I GIVE TO THE POOR, I VOLUNTEER AT THE LOCAL SOUP KITCHEN, I WORK PART TIME AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL, I READ STORIES TO CHILDREN, I GIVE PRESENTS TO MY COMMUNITY AT CHRISTMAS TIME, I RECYCLE, I PLANT TREES AROUND MY COMMUNITY, I GIVE 4 QUARTERS OF MY PAYCHECK TO THE HOMELESS, I HELP BUILD HOMES, AND I TELL PEOPLE THE IMPORTANCE OF ALTRUISM; BUT, I'M AN ATHEIST