SO YOU'RE TELLING ME, THAT DESPITE THEM BEING TOTALLY DIFFERENT FRANCHISES; THAT IF A RED SHIRT WENT UP AGAINST A STORM TROOPER, THE STORM TROOPER WOULD MISS, BUT THE RED SHIRT WOULD DIE ANYWAY!? WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THEY WERE IN THE MIRROR UNIVERSE; WHERE THE STORM TROOPER ALWAYS HITS, BUT THE RED SHIRT ALWAYS LIVES!?
