ATTENTION ALL DEMOCRATS! NATURE ABHORS A VACUUM! WHAT'S IN YOUR CRANIUM? THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT CRANIAL VACUUMS CAUSE A STEADY SUCKING SOUND WHICH FILLS LIBERAL MINDS WITH IRRATIONAL THOUGHTS, LOVE FOR SOCIALISM, GENDER CONFUSION, BELIEF THAT THE CLIMATE NEVER VARIES, THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS MORE CAPABLE OF MAKING GOOD DECISIONS ABOUT YOUR LIFE THAN YOU ARE, THE MONEY YOU EARN IS THEIR PROPERTY WHICH THEY ARE PERMITTED TO DECIDE WHAT YOU KEEP, TRIGGERING, SNOWFLAKING AND TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME