SHORTLY AFTER POT WAS LEGALIZED IN COLORADO, MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS STARTED SHOWING UP TO CLASSES IN NEAR OVERDOSE CONDITIONS. AFTER CAREFUL INVESTIGATION, THINKING THE KIDS WERE STEALING FROM THEIR PARENTS, IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT THE PRIMARY SOURCE THE KIDS WERE STEALING FROM WAS THEIR GRANDMOTHERS. I TOLD YOU NOT TO HIDE IT IN YOUR SOCK DRAWER. WELL I DIDN'T WANT THEM DIGGING THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR. THEY'D NEVER TOUCH YOUR UNDERWEAR!
