So says the Scripture of the Sacred Text

So says the Scripture of the Sacred Text | ...when asked why there was only one set of footprints in the sand, Jesus replied... "The Sand People move in single file, to hide their num | image tagged in funny,jesus,star wars,sand people | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Was going to write something along the same lines in reply, but I can't construct as good a joke as you did. Big upvote.
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Tfw atheists quote the scripture. Please stop
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"Footprints in the Sand" isn't scripture; it was written in the 1930's by one of three women claiming credit for it.

Perhaps if YOU read the Scripture, you might have known that.
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you didn't get my comment...
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You said to not quote scripture. I quoted zero scripture. Fück off.
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