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So says the Scripture of the Sacred Text

So says the Scripture of the Sacred Text | ...when asked why there was only one set of footprints in the sand, Jesus replied... "The Sand People move in single file, to hide their numbers." | image tagged in funny,jesus,star wars,sand people | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3,411 views • 59 upvotes • Made by Canuck_Commie_Liberal_Queer 6 years ago in fun
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4 ups, 6y
triggered tusken raider | . | image tagged in triggered tusken raider | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 6y
Was going to write something along the same lines in reply, but I can't construct as good a joke as you did. Big upvote.
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2 ups, 6y
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synthetic-Mantis
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Tfw atheists quote the scripture. Please stop
Canuck_Commie_Liberal_Queer
3 ups, 6y,
2 replies
"Footprints in the Sand" isn't scripture; it was written in the 1930's by one of three women claiming credit for it.

Perhaps if YOU read the Scripture, you might have known that.
JaeC
2 ups, 6y
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synthetic-Mantis
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
you didn't get my comment...
Canuck_Commie_Liberal_Queer
1 up, 6y
You said to not quote scripture. I quoted zero scripture. Fück off.
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...when asked why there was only one set of footprints in the sand, Jesus replied... "The Sand People move in single file, to hide their numbers."